Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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