i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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