I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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