I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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