I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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