in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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