How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it was like eating out sand paper
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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