"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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