Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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