Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize