Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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