I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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