If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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