If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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