hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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