How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sorry about my life...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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