she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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