Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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