when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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