when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize