What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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