Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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