I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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