If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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