Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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