Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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