When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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