did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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