I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
