Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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