At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Randomize
