Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Two words: nipple clamps
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