I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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