wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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