so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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