I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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