dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
