The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
