If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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