Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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