can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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