apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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