Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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