She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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