I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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