question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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