IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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