Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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