For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
