I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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