when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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