so let's talk penis.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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