Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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