sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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