Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he fucked my hip out of place.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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