Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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