your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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