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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
