if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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