we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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