Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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