How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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